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卖丈夫的商店  

2008-12-27 01:04:09|  分类: 家庭 |  标签: |举报 |字号 订阅

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全球经济危机爆发,人们都在挣扎着挣钱。各种各样的点子层出不穷,这不听说纽约市新开了一个商店,专门卖丈夫。这老美也太大胆了,怎么可以公开买卖人口呀?只是不知道什么样的人可以拿去卖啊,不知道像我这样的是身价几何。于是赶紧去找了份资料来看看。

 

规矩是这样的:“只有女人可以进去,而且只能进去一次。商店共有六层,每上一层楼,所供应的丈夫的等级就会有所提高。你见到你满意的,就可以下单购买。如果没有,就可以再上一层楼,但不可以下楼。当然,你也可以随时退出。”

 

正好有一个女性朋友还是单身,就派她去看看吧。这就是她回来后告诉我们的。

 

第一层,这些男人有工作。

第二层,这些男人有工作而且喜欢孩子。

第三层,这些男人有工作,喜欢孩子,而且长得非常帅气!

 

当到达这一层的时候,她不由得有些惊叹,但还是忍不住上了第四层。

 

第四层,这些男人有工作,喜欢孩子,长得非常帅气,还帮忙做家务!

 

“哇,太棒了!这就是我梦寐以求的呀!”她想了想,还是上了第五层。

 

第五层,这些男人有工作,喜欢孩子,长得非常帅气,帮忙做家务,还非常浪漫!

 

她真的想留下来,可楼上到底还有什么呢?她怎么能不去看看呢?如果真的还有更好的丈夫,她觉得就是付出一切也值得了。于是她迫不及待地上到了第六层。

 

第六层,有一个大大的电子广告牌,上面写着“你是到达这层的的第31,456,012个女人。这层没有男人可以出售。这层的存在就是为了证明女人是多么的难以满足。谢谢你来我们店!”

 

朋友伤心的下了楼,一抬头正好看到马路对面还有一个卖老婆的店,也是六层,但是女人也可以进去。她想,没买到丈夫,没准我可以把自己卖掉呢,那就先去参观一下吧。

 

第一层,供应性感的女人。

第二层,供应性感而且有钱的女人。

 

第三层到第六层供应什么样的女人不知道,据说还从来没有男人进去看过!

(这个故事不是我编的)



A new "Husband Store" has just opened in New York City that sells husbands.

When women go to choose a husband, they must follow the instructions posted at the entrance:

"You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the husbands increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any husband from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor but you CANNOT go back down, except to exit the building!"

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the 1st floor, the sign on the door reads: "Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs."

The 2nd floor sign reads: "Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids."

The 3rd floor sign reads: "Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely Good Looking."

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the 4th floor and sign reads: "Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Good Looking and Help With Housework."

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: "Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Good Looking, help with Housework and Have a Strong Romantic Streak."

She is so tempted to stay, but can't resist going on. She goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads: "Floor 6 - you are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store."

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a "New wives" store just across the street. Here's what it has.

The 1st floor has wives that love sex.

The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The content of the 3rd through 6th floors are unknown, as they have never been visited.
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