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无压力家庭 -- 母亲之歌  

2009-02-25 21:45:10|  分类: 家庭 |  标签: |举报 |字号 订阅

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这是一首关于母亲的歌,她歌唱的是一个母亲24小时之内所说的话。很好玩儿的一首歌,我相信所有的母亲还有父亲,都会会心的一笑,可能还会有些酸楚,有些感动。

(歌词有点儿长,先不翻译了。如果哪位朋友愿意帮忙翻译的话,by all means, please do it, and please allow me to use it. Thanks!)

-- 别往嘴里塞饭,慢点儿嚼,但是快点,要迟到啦!
-- 我说过一遍,那就是我说过一千遍了!你怎么还不记得???
-- 你都那么大了,怎么还做那样的事?一定是你爸爸的遗传基因!

" target="_blank">Mom's Song


William Tell Momisms

by Anita Renfroe

sung to the William Tell Overture

(萨拉和雨辰共同翻译 )


 

Get up now, get up now, get up out of bed,
Wash your face, brush your teeth, comb your sleepy head.
Here’s your clothes and your shoes, hear the words I said,
Get up now, get up and make your bed.

Are you hot, are you cold, are you wearing that?
Where’s your books and your lunch and your homework at?
Grab your coat and your gloves and your scarf and hat.
Don’t forget, you’ve gotta feed the cat.

Eat your breakfast, the experts tell us it’s the most important meal of all,
Take your vitamins so you will grow up one day to be big and tall.
Please remember the orthodontist will be seeing you at three today,
Don’t forget your piano lesson is this afternoon so you must play.

Don’t shovel, chew slowly, but hurry, the bus is here,
Be careful, come back here, did you wash behind your ears?
Play outside, don’t play rough, would you just play fair?
Be polite, make a friend, don’t forget to share,
Work it out, wait your turn, never take a dare,
Get along, don’t make me come down there.

Clean your room, fold your clothes, put your stuff away,
Make your bed, do it now, do we have all day?
Were you born in a barn? Would you like some hay?
Can you even hear a word I say?

Answer the phone, Get off the phone,
Don’t sit so close, turn it down, no texting at the table.
No more computer time tonight,
Your ipod’s my ipod if you don’t listen up.

Where you going and with whom and what time do you think you’re coming home?
Saying thank you, please, excuse me, makes you welcome everywhere you roam.
You’ll appreciate my wisdom someday when you’re older and you’re grown.
Can’t wait til you have a couple little children of your own.

You’ll thank me for the council I gave you so willingly,
But right now I thank you not to roll your eyes at me.
Close your mouth when you chew, we’d appreciate,
Take a bite, maybe two, of the stuff you hate.
Use your fork, do not burp or I’ll set you straight.
Eat the food I put upon your plate.

Get an A, get in the door, don’t be smart with me,
Get a grip, get in here or I’ll count to three,
Get a job, Get a life, get a PhD, get a dose of

I don’t care who started it,

You’re grounded until you’re 36,
Get your story straight and tell the truth for once for heaven sake.

And, if all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump to?
If I’ve said once I’ve said it at least a thousand times before,
That you’re too old to act this way,
It must be your father’s DNA.

Look at me when I am talking, stand up straighter when you walk.
A place for everything, and everything must be in place.
Stop crying or I’ll give you something real to cry about.


oh

Brush your teeth, wash your face, get your pj’s on.
Get in bed, get a hug, say a prayer with Mom.
Don’t forget I love you (kiss)

And tomorrow we will do this all again

because a Mom’s work never ends.

You don’t need the reason why,
Because, Because, Because, Because,
I said so, I said so, I said so, I said so.
I’m the Mom, the Mom, the Mom, the Mom, the Mom!

Ta-Da!

 

起床了,起床了,从床上起来吧,
  洗脸,刷牙,梳一梳你睡着的脑袋。
  听我说,这是你的衣服和鞋子,
  现在起床、起床、收拾好你的床铺。
  
  你热吗?你冷吗?你要穿上那个吗?
  你的书、你的午餐,还有你的家庭作业在哪呢?
  接住你的外套、围巾、手套和帽子。
  还有,一定别忘了还要喂猫(离开时?)。
  
  专家告诉我们,要吃早餐,这是最重要的一餐。
  带上维他命,这样你才会有长得又高又大的那一天。
  请记住三天后去看牙医。
  不要忘了今天下午的钢琴课,所以你必须(好好)练习。(?)
  
  别往嘴里塞饭,慢点儿嚼,但是快点,校车就要来了。
  小心点,回来,你的耳朵后面洗了吗?
  去外面玩,不要粗鲁,你公平竞争了吗?
  要有礼貌,结交新朋友,不要忘记去分享,
  解决问题,别插队,不要太鲁莽(武断?)
  和别人和睦相处,不要惹得人家来找家长。

 

收拾房间,叠衣服,把你的东西收好。

收拾你的床,现在就干!难道我们有一整天吗?

你难道是在马圈里出生的吗?你还要不要点干草呀?

怎么我的话你就一句也听不见吗?

 

去接电话,怎么还不挂电话?

坐远点儿,把声音调小一点,不能边吃饭边发短信。

今天晚上不能玩计算机了!

你要是还不听话,我就把你的mp3没收了!

 

你今天晚上去哪里玩?跟谁在一起?什么时候回来?

别忘了说谢谢,请,对不起,要让大家都喜欢你!

等你长大了,你会感谢我的。

什么时候你才能有自己的孩子呀???

 

将来你会感谢我这么主动的帮你的,

可是现在,谢谢你,请不要跟我翻白眼。

别一边吃饭一边说话,把嘴闭上。

你不喜欢的菜你也得吃,一口,或者两口。

用叉子吃,别打嗝,坐直点!

把我放在你盘子里的东西都给吃光!!!

 

你要全得A,快进来,别跟我耍小聪明。

拿好你的东西,过来,要不然我就数一二三啦。

去找一份工作,有你自己的生活,去拿博士学位吧,快去,快去!

 

我不管谁先开始的,

你就这样了,一直到你36岁。

看在上帝的份上,你直截了当的告诉我,到底发生了什么?

 

什么?难道你的朋友跳崖,你也跟着跳下去?

谁说我只说过一遍,我都说过一千遍了。

你都这么大了,怎么还那样呀?

一定是你爸爸的遗传!

 

我跟你说话的时候看着我,走路时别七扭八歪的。

每件东西都得放回原处。

别哭了,要是还哭,我就好好的让你哭一回。

 

哦!

 

刷牙,洗脸,穿上睡衣

上床,抱抱,跟我一起祈祷

别忘了,我爱你,亲一个。

 

明天,明天咱们再这么来一遍,

因为我永远是你妈妈!

 

你不用明白这是为什么,

因为,就因为,只因为,

我这么说的,我这么说的,我这么说的。

我是妈妈,妈妈,妈妈,妈妈!!!


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