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三个愿望(给女人看的故事)  

2009-04-03 19:15:08|  分类: 家庭 |  标签: |举报 |字号 订阅

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Brilliant for men , Women : just read the first half !

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"
The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to". The woman replied,

"That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you. " The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.


Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

女人们,请只读第一部分!!!

 



有一个女人去打高尔夫,不小心把球打进了树丛里。她去树丛里找那个球的时候,碰巧看到了一只被陷住的青蛙。青蛙对她说,“如果你帮我出来,我可以让你的三个梦想成真!” 这个女人把青蛙放了出来,然后那个青蛙说:“谢谢你,不过我忘了告诉你了,不管你要什么,你的丈夫都会得到十倍于你之所求。”

 

女人说:“没问题!” 她的第一个愿望是让她做世界上最美丽的女人。青蛙警告她说:“别忘了,你的先生会变成这个世界上最英俊的男人,所有的女人都会为他疯狂的!” 女人回答说:“没关系,因为我将是世界上最美丽的女人,他会只关注我一个人的。”咒语之后,她成了世界上最美丽的女人。

 

女人的第二个愿望是:“我要做这个世界上最富有的女人。” 青蛙说:“那样的话,你的先生将会拥有十倍于你的财富,他将是世界上最富有的男人!” “没关系,”女人说:“他的就是我的,我的就是他的。”马上,青蛙让她成为了最富有的女人!

 

“那么你的第三个愿望是什么呢?”“那就让我得一次轻微的心肌梗塞吧。”

 

这个故事是说,女人很聪明,千万不要算计她们!

 

女人们,请不要往下看了,感觉不错吧?为了防止你们偷看,故事的后半截改日再发,到时候你们千万不要偷看!




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